Stormy Daniels' Book Says Trump's Penis Looks Like Toad From 'Mario Kart'

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To help you out - a toadstool is the cartoon mushroom character in the popular Nintendo game, Mario Kart. She then goes on to say that Trump's penis was "smaller than average" but "not freakishly small".

Trump's legal team recently agreed to drop a hush agreement with Stormy Daniels that saw her paid roughly $180,000 just before the 2016 election to keep silent regarding an alleged affair that Trump had with Daniels. But more than that, she talked about sex with Trump, and more specifically his penis, which she compared to Toad from Mario Kart...

If don't want your childhood memories of Mario Karts to be decimated, don't read on.

And Trump, who infamously boasted about his penis size during presidential primary debates, will not be happy that Daniels says he's a liar in that regard as well.

The adult entertainer states her encounter with the U.S. leader occurred in 2006 at a celebrity golf tournament at Lake Tahoe in California.

Daniels writes that Trump was never actually interested in becoming president.

Earlier in the year, Daniels did an interview with Vogue where she released some intimate details about her time with Trump. "He was going to have me cheat, and it was 100-percent his idea". "We'll figure out a way to get you the challenges beforehand", she quotes him saying.

In the book, Daniels, real name Stephanie Clifford, repeats claims made elsewhere by herself and her lawyer Michael Avenatti, while adding new colour to the alleged affair.

It's incredible how much more descriptive one can get when there's sweet book deal money on the table.

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